My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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