its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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