I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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