You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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