Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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