Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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