do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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