Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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