Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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