But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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