if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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