is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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