Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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