They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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