On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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