Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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