I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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