let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it was like having sex with a tree stump
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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