i just wanna soil my oats bro
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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