Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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