redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Girls should come with a carfax report
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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