You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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