She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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