is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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