Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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