is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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