if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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