I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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