I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I had to cum in my sink.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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