Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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