i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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