yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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