so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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