all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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