I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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