Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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