i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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