i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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