Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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