I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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