You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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