I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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