Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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