People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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