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I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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