He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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