you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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