Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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