it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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