You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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