At least make sure they are 18
Why
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
