She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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