How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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