but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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