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I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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