Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
